Open letter to winter

Dear winter

First of all, what the “eck” you think you are doing?! Have you gone mad?! Let me tell you, young man, that your behavior is not acceptable. Snow in November? Really? Why not in September while you are at it?

Seriously though… Waking up with snow in November is definitely a trauma for most of us and I can’t  quite get my head around how you could think showing up this early would be a good idea. 

Were you in need of attention? I could easily see why you would as your arrival always coincides with Christmas and you don’t get the recognition you probably long for. I get it. I do. It must be difficult for you not to be noticed on December 21st because we are all too busy with our last minute christmas shopping. I get it. I really do. But do you really think that people are happy having you unexpectedly showing up?

This is not the way to handle this situation I’m afraid and I really think that your only option is to leave. Now. Right away. Subito. And we see you on December 21st as usual! 

Do we have a deal? Can we consider this episode as a ‘won’t ever happen again’ mistake? If so, I wish you a lovely day. Oh and on your way out, be a good boy and send the sun back, thanks.

Happy trails and remember: Carpe Diem!